Sometimes I grab my boobs just because I can.

I'm just pissed that KISS cant leave all their shit in the past and come together to put on a kick as show at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I'm pretty confident Gene had something to do with it.

So, my fiancé and I were having sex and I felt a little dry, even after lube... Come to find that after we finished, my blanket was soaking up my 'moisture'.. Now I have a big stain..

To whoever had to move all my clothes out of the dryer in Chancellors... sorry about all the underwear. I totally forgot I was doing laundry.

My boyfriend and his best friend are starting to get a little too close. Not only do they go to the gym and dinner together, but they started to shop together, run errands together, and even make dinners together. Is it wrong for me to feel replaced and ordinary? Like we don't do anything unique to us, because he does all the same things with his best friend too.

That moment when you poop and don't have to wipe because it was a clean deposit...no residues to clean up! Pure happiness!

I'm unsure if the answer to this question seems totally obvious but are classroom buildings open for use on the weekend? The second floor of Centennial above Einsteins has been a great place for me to study and I'd love to just grab some cheap gas station coffee and spend a couple hours there over the weekend.

I've decided that I want to be a stay-at-home dad. It's one thing that I know I'll be good at. All I've wanted is to get married and have kids and to accomplish that and be able to take care of the kids at home would be icing on the cake. I'm an excellent boyfriend (even more so if I know I'm ridiculously in love with you) and I know I'm going to be a great dad. And to have my wife bring home the bacon while I cook that friggin' bacon and everything else her and our children's hearts desire is something that I would be happy doing for the rest of my life.