I just met this super cute and nice guy a couple days ago, and I feel like he could be the guy that doesn't end up hurting me. I hope he feels the same about me.

Know what sucks? When you go on a date with someone and you have chemistry, and you start to like him. He talks about going on future dates with you then he ignores you after you become intimate and says he's not looking for a relationship. Guys are misleading.

I was grinding on a really cute guy at Shenanigans all night. Found out later he has a girlfriend. I still want him.

I've been trying so hard to find a quasi-clone for a partner that I forgot how pointless it is to try and find one. Clearly, nobody like me exists. :/

I'm glad I pay taxes so they can plow and keep our streets safe... Thank You government you clearly don't misuse my money.

Who is living at 12xx south farwell next year?! if you take a big dump make sure to flush twice. the toilet can't take my big blows sometimes... the cats outside get a little rowdy. there will be an upper decker in the lou when you arrive as a parting gift from me. have fun.

Whoever drives the Chrysler 300 that is parked in Bollinger, it looks like you have a ticket. You definitely shouldn't pull through..

To the boy playing the Star Trek theme on piano in the Sutherland basement at 4pm March 9: you are my soul mate.