Angela B, you are so amazingly beautiful. I would love to take you out on a date and get to know you more. So what do you say? Dinner and a movie?

To that guy who plays oriental sounding music in Davies on the piano almost every day: please stop. You suck. It was cool the first time, but the same thing every day? Really? Learn to play something else, ANYTHING ELSE, because your lack of actual skill on the piano makes me want to throw poop at your face.

You broke my heart but I want to thank you. Thanks for proving to me that I don't need a jerk like you to be happy.

Every single guy on the basketball team is extremely attractive. Like dayum;)

To the girl in my 8 am CJ 184 class with a bit above shoulder-length, dark hair, and beautiful eyes, I really hope those times when we make eye contact aren't an accident!

When I get bored I enjoy looking through my binoculars from my Horan window at the people crossing the bridge. It's quite scenic.

I hate it when people ask me stupid questions. (for instance, "is your computer turning on?" while my screen was on the entire time) I hate it even more when they don't understand my sarcastic remarks... Sorry if I offend anyone in the future, but if I do, it'd be best if you stay away from me. I speak fluent sarcasm.

My girlfriend, who I have now been with going on four years just told me that she is not physically attracted to me.