The amount of pucksluts at this campus is ridiculous.... No you do not know hockey, no you do not love hockey, and yes when you try and talk like you do you sound stupid! Stop trying to act like you are this huge hockey fanatic just to get with guys who play hockey because you find them good looking. They play the game, they will quickly find out you were lying. Giving us girls who actually do know the game and have actually played for many years a bad rep. Now stop, thank you!

I saw you walking your dog the other day, damn you fine, can't begin to list all the things I want to do to you

There's a special place in heaven for those who highlight important concepts and main ideas in the business law textbook.
God bless you.

So there's this guy in my Anthropology class that really needs to talk to me more often!

My girlfriend told me to grow a pear...What the fuck does fruit have to do with killing a spider?

There's this guy who kind of looks like Clark Kent. I say that because I saw him wearing a superman shirt at the caf, but he was wearing his glasses at the same time. You're cute dude. I swear I'm not stalking you but I've already seen you like 3 times today...

I'm always weirded-out when I find a toilet seat up in the girls bathroom... like was someone puking, or did a guy just sneak in to take a piss?

To the guy that's wants to be a girl so bad... just no. You obviously have never known a girl well enough to hear about- or witness- the cramps and the emotions and everything else that comes with the boobs.