To my ex girlfriend.. I am going to bang all of your friends and shove it in your face!!!!!

I pooped at least three times today. I'm sick of this shit.

How many lesbians or bisexual girls are on campus? ;)

To the boy with the dark brown hair and beautiful eyes that held the door for me in Centennial this morning (Tuesday) around 10:30.. You made my day. It's little things like that, and your sweet smile that make me feel at home here on campus; Keep being wonderful please :)

I want a boyfriend that will take me everywhere I want and spend all his money on me... Ha! Just kidding. All I want is a boyfriend that can eat as much as I do but will work out with me so I don't get fat!

To the girl who always opens the door for people in Putnam (your usually wearing green sweatpants), thank you. Usually people don't look to see if anyone else is coming and let the door close right in front of my face, and it's nice to see somebody seem genuinely happy to wait a few extra seconds to make someone's day better. Keep doing what your doing!

Instead of having abortions, why aren't we donating babies to science?

Some of the people who respond to confessions on this page are waaaay to high on thereself. For example the people who love to correct spelling mistakes and those who respond to some controversial post. I go to school here as well and just because I do doesn't make me this profound intellectual that some people on this site like to pretend to be.