Sunday, 23 March 2014 10:08 PM
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To the four girls driving on I-94 in the Chevy cavalier today, you seem like you know how to have a good time. I'm the guy in the black car.
Sunday, 23 March 2014 10:03 PM
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I hate my roommates who happened to once be my best friends. As the lease comes to an end, I am considering burning our friendship "lease" too. Go fuck yourself.
Sunday, 23 March 2014 08:13 PM
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My spring break was refreshing, and life changing. I hope everyone else had a good break!
Sunday, 23 March 2014 07:21 PM
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To the girl I busted a nut on last night, im really sorry for that. 3 second probably isn't what you were expecting.
Sunday, 23 March 2014 07:06 PM
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I'm writing this with my left hand and masturbating with my right hand as I post this. 20yo girl, get at me, boys.
Sunday, 23 March 2014 05:03 PM
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My Girlfriend used to love hanging out with me and would do anything to do so. But now she always uses homework as an excuse. We also haven't had sex in months. I just wish she would love me again
Sunday, 23 March 2014 04:15 PM
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Say what you want, but cheating has actually saved my long distance relationship with the love of my life.
Sunday, 23 March 2014 03:26 PM
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To the 19 year old "girl" telling me to leave my room. Have you ever been to my room? Of course not, my room is a club you could never get in.
#rekt