I'm 5'9 and I just want to date a taller girl!

I'm a dude deciding between three t-shirts. Which one should I choose:

1. Ok, but wash it first.
2. Vaginamite.
3. I'm not black, I'm just big boned. (not being racist that what the shirt says)

I like you so much, I think I'm going crazy...

I'm just going to be honest here. My girlfriend is great, we've been going out for almost a year. But, when it's "her time", her PMS is so bad, I'm talking ultra-depressive, no purpose in life, all that. This is my first girlfriend, so I'm not really sure how normal this is?

whats up with that lady who has an office in the Tutoring area? She moves chairs away from the outside of her office window, and if someone puts a chair in front of her window, she littlerally has a little hissy fit. #wierdo we're paying thousands of dollars to go here, i think we can put a damn chair where we please, heaven forbid it blocks a tiny bit of your view of the inside of centennial

Matt D. Please tell me yo single! I'd love to get with you!

I met you not that long ago, and as we got to hang out more I realized how awesome of a girl you were, and that i rly want to get to know u better and i think i might have a crush on you, i thought at first the feelings were mutual but now i'm not so sure... are they? lol

Do you know the feeling where you're so upset where you don't want to talk to anyone, but still want that tight caring embrace from a guy? Cause I really need one of those right now...