Shoutout to the people who play the piano in Davies Center, you always lift my mood. It's so soothing and relaxing. I just love it.

There is a boy on the swim team who is a lifeguard at the pool, I think he is a biology major... HE MAKES ME MOIST #yolo #speedos #lazyEye #sharpsign

I sometimes fart and I am a girl

I hate the word ex... it sounds so harsh. Hearing the one you love say it while referring to you is the worst, and I refuse to refer to him as my ex. I'm not in denial. I know we aren't together anymore, but I love him more than anything and I still look at him as one of my best friends. There should be a nicer word for what he is to me. I hate telling people "He's my ex, but we're still friends"...we all know the look I get from people after I say that.. The only thing is that if he is calling me his ex rather than his friend, I feel like I have to do the same. I just hate that word.

The national guard people annoy the fuck out of me. Change out of your fucking uniform before going to the caf, it's not that hard. Have some respect for the uniform you pathetic slobs.

Girls on 4th floor of Murray, do you not know how to flush toilets orrrr.....? So sick of waking up early and seeing unflushed toilets. Do you see that shiny little lever? Yeah! That one! It makes your pee pee go bye bye! Magic! Figure it out. You're adults.

My vagina itches and idk what to do....

So why the fuck does everything bad happen around the same time? Please just give me a break