Shout out to the jazz group in Davies, you guys made my lunch break a million times better!

Coming from a good looking guy, how many girls would object if I,some random guy, went up to you,a random girl, and spontaneously kissed you walking on campus just for the hell of it then keep walking by? My friends are split between romantic and creep/borderline rape...the idea came from a youtube video I seen.

Last night the river ran red, so naturally I took the dirt road. #sodomy

my group and I met in the library this morning to work on a project. We all had our own laptops. I just surfed reddit instead of working.

I think about having sex with my psych professor all the time.

If there was an award for the world's cutest old woman, Susie would win it in a heartbeat.

Do you want to build a snowman?
No. No I don't its spring go fuck yourself winter.

Where is my love? Am I too ugly or too handsome that make you girls not dare to approach me?