i feel like my roommates would judge me if i used tinder to meet guys...they all have boyfriends and i'm sick of being the only single one ...do i just go for it and create one?

I like to go to the top floor of the library and stand in the window alcoves looking out over campus and pretend that I am Batman and this is my Gotham City.

Has anyone ever had sex with there teacher or is that something that only happens in movies ?

Eric the beard guy...come at me ;D

*Possible spoiler alert, but in really vague terms*
People keep complaining about the ending of How I Met Your Mother, and I don't understand why. The hints were obvious, and not everything can end with sunshine and happiness. Life isn't the goddamn Notebook. The only problem I had with the way it ended was that they didn't take more time in the final season to look at more future stuff. And I want to see how the rest of you would have ended it.

The little girl scouts who were selling cookies on campus the other day were so adorable, especially the one who was walking up to people and getting very into it. She's going to make a wonderful business lady some day!

To the person who posted the video that their friend made to their dying mother. It made me think of what I would say to my extremely depressed and overworked mother who is in constant pain. I think about her everyday and worry about her far more than she can imagine. Here is what I would say "All those years you told me about the angels looking out for me, it took me far too long to realize that you were the most important one."

I haven't showered in three days now. I feel gross as fuck but I'm too lazy to get up