Sunday, 06 April 2014 06:12 PM
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My ass rug's hair is so long, I french braided it.
Sunday, 06 April 2014 06:11 PM
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One time I was masturbating with a broomstick and I accidentally stuck it in the wrong hole after some vigorous, swift, motions. I was so shocked that I released my bowels all over the counter.
Sunday, 06 April 2014 06:07 PM
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Where are girls who don't sit on their phone all day with social media? I feel like I know too many people who care about their facebook or twitter more than their real lives!!
Sunday, 06 April 2014 06:06 PM
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If you never tweet or facebook about drinking at a party it never happened then right?
Sunday, 06 April 2014 06:03 PM
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Im upset at my friend because she may go on academic probation next semester and leave me without a roommate. I wish she would just work harder.
Sunday, 06 April 2014 03:43 PM
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Oh, you've known a guy for two weeks and you think he's going to break up with his girlfriend of 3.5 years for you? Think again and learn your place you dumb home wrecking bitch. Just a dumb dumb girl with no morals.
Sunday, 06 April 2014 03:10 PM
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I'm terrified that if I don't meet the person I'm going to marry before I graduate I'll end up alone.
Sunday, 06 April 2014 01:02 PM
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I don't mean to sound like a groupie, but I have never seen a women's hockey team as attractive as the one here. Keep doing what your doing ladies, it works!