Sunday, 06 April 2014 09:18 PM
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I agreed to go to a bar with my ex girlfriend. I did it so I could get plastered and therefore condition myself to feel like puking when with her! Hahahahahahaha
Sunday, 06 April 2014 09:14 PM
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I met a girl on Craigslist. She wanted a relationship I wanted a quick bang. I thought why not there of all places. She won't know my real name and can't look me up or stalk me. Now its been three years and I'm still in the best relationship I've ever had.
Sunday, 06 April 2014 09:06 PM
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S/o to the hottie who was working at hu hot on my birthday! Gimme some of thaaaat
Sunday, 06 April 2014 08:16 PM
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My boyfriend was extremely pissy this past week, but last night he called and apologized, and to say thanks for being the best girlfriend anyone could ever ask for. Sometimes it's the small things that warm a girl's heart :)
Sunday, 06 April 2014 07:24 PM
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Who was that lovely guy wearing a camo hat and riding the yellow dirtbike today (4/6) outside of Towers? Ow oww!
Sunday, 06 April 2014 06:57 PM
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I fear the sound of a roaring shit piercing through the silence so I don't go to the bathroom in the library.
Sunday, 06 April 2014 06:34 PM
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I'm struggling with making friends on campus. It's hard to join clubs with work and school, and I'm having a hard time meeting people so I don't feel lonely.
Sunday, 06 April 2014 06:12 PM
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I pee sitting down.