I love the smell of hay.

To the people giving out high fives on the bridge, thank you for filling the hole in my heart left when the Momentum Monday guy stopped standing at the bottom of the hill.

I'm a girl and I don't mind the word "moist"... Because "moist" means "wet" and I love the word "wet"...

I wish I could of gone to the V Ball this year... I think I would of enjoyed it, but 3 things pretty much prevented it from happening:

1. Couldn't afford a ticket
2. Don't have anything formal to wear to it
3. Like anybody would of danced with this fool anyway

So yeah, just another cool thing on this campus that I get to miss out on. What else is new?

I am stuck trying to chose between a guy and a girl. They are both simply amazing and I don't know what to do.

I have a wet willy fetish. Except with a wet finger, its with the other kind of finger

To the lovely people in Towers, if you cannot tell the time don't get pissy when people move your clothing out of the dryers. Leaving your clothing in the machines for 5 hours is just as rude as someone taking them out of the dryers. Just sayin'

It's so weird seeing yourself grow up. I don't know when it happened, but I'm sure as hell not the same person I was last year.