I'm a man who is proud to call himself a feminist. Feminism is not about hating men or putting women above men - feminism is about believing that men and women (and people of other genders) are equal, and deserve to be treated equally legally and socially. If you think that men and women should be treated equally, then you're a feminist. Do not let bullshit media stereotypes of feminism (the misandrist bra-burning psycho "feminazi") make you think otherwise. Feminism is about creating opportunities for men, too!!!

Today I barely made it across the bridge and down those stairs, because before school I had some amazing sex with my girlfriend. Hey, it helps me stay focused in class ;)

One of my professor's actual slides...

The other day I grabbed 5 carrots with the tongs in the caf.... Get at me ladies!

I caught my roommate masturbating to a picture of my girlfriend so I put icy hot in his underwear. #revenge

RE: Manners and being courteous when parking in the Schneider Lot:

Dude, I agree with everyone who says that when trying to get a spot in that lot, you should cede spaces to those who have been waiting. When you drive into the lot, there is usually a very clear line of people who have been waiting for a space.
WITH THAT SAID: If you are in that line, PAY. ATTENTION. If you are too busy looking at your phone, or talking to your friend in the car, or whatever, and I give you at least a minute to take the open spot, don't be all mad at me when I go take it myself. If you want people to be polite to you, don't waste their time being an ass on your cell phone.

To the two boys who were walking out of horan on 4/9 at 7am. You both are very nice gentleman for entering Hilltop and then turning around to open both doors for me. It made my morning!
From the redhead who saw you dancing. P.S. you should have kept dancing it was cute.

people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by??