There is a group of diverse friends I always see on campus. You guys make me feel so happy because you genuinely look like you are having a great time.Kevin M, Kyle W, Mike E AND Tony M get at me boys,

Dallas with the short blonde hair has the best ass I have ever seen. Damn.

Oh you are complaining about how much homework you have and how difficult your major is? Try nursing and then get back to me.

I don't believe any girl will want to go beyond first base with me. For some reason, the girls I've dated had no problems with doing things with the guys in their past but refuse to do anything with me. As nice as it would be, hope and patience are virtues that don't last forever.

I love glancing at girls feet this time of year, I just wish I could do it without looking like a perv. If you catch me taking a quick glance, its just a thing I have, im truly sorry.

Why is it so hard to find a girl that is simple and wants to spend time outside going on long drives looking at house for fun

I've just been accepted into a study abroad program and I'm really excited about it! But I have no idea how I'm going to pay for it. I'm really scared I'm going to have to not go. :(

That proud moment when you give a blow job and the guy finishes so hard, you have to swallow twice to get rid of the semen. Job well done.