Last night i came from oral for the first time ever and it was AMAZING

I'm planning on transfering here next fall possibly for social work. I'm worried I won't do well in my classes. I have straight As right now at a tech and I'm not struggleing at all, but I know the UW will be harder expecally once I get into the core classes. Anyone else been through this before?

I'll admit it. I like picking up mobidly obese chicks at Walmart. Nothing beats hitting it hoggy style while motorboating four sets of back titties.

Who says 9am is too early to start drinking?

Day 60 and I have yet to do my laundry

V-ball weekend always makes me sad. No one ever asks me to go with them, and I'm not the type of person who goes to events by myself. But at least I saved a lot of money by not going. That's a good thing, right?

Just looking for a attractive and intelligent girl that I can give massages to and basically treat like a queen.

Why is it that out of all the nice pretty girls that give me attention, its the one girl that barely gives me the time of day that I happen to actually like? :/