I felt so bad for the 2 girls that were getting talked to outside of Towers by the cop, it must have been in your room that whatever happened. You two looked so sad... Don't worry about it, things happen!! Plus you are both gorgeous even though you looked sad, so just brush it off because I cannot imagine how stunning you look smiling!! :)

To the guy who held open the door for my friend and I at Sutherland on Friday night 4/10. You have messy light brown hair and piercing blue eyes. We saw you again walking down from Sutherland on the stairs on 4/11, we locked eyes, please find me and be my prince charming ;)

I haven't taken any athletic program here seriously since they dropped baseball, but luckily changes are coming.

As a female, whenever i watch porn i always skip through the scenes where the chick is giving head because it's just super boring to me lol. Wonder if i'm the only girl that does this.

Can summer just come already so I can drink margaritas and toss around a Frisbee until the former prevents the latter

Everyone thinks their major is harder than everyone else's. Who the fuck cares? You're going to school for you so stop worrying about what everyone else is doing and smoke a j, especially you nursing bitches.

to the guy that was sitting in on my advisor appointment with Dr. Chen friday around 11, you are SO attractive! and i loved your shirt! too bad im changing majors because i would have loved to have some classes with you!

I spilled a cup of coffee at Einstein this morning, and despite almost scalding someone to death, no less than 4 or 5 people jumped in to help me clean up. Good people here.