Thursday, 17 April 2014 09:33 AM
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I hate when the toilet flushes mid poop. Hello, I am still sitting here and dont want additional fecal matter or urine splashing against my ass cheeks.
Thursday, 17 April 2014 09:32 AM
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I am terrified of being overweight. I know this because I judge others on their weight. I want to change.
Thursday, 17 April 2014 09:29 AM
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Pretty sure I get mini orgasms from the smell of fresh baked goods. I love me some dough!
Thursday, 17 April 2014 09:26 AM
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to the girl I have seen twice now on fourth floor of the library, your're very cute! Sorry about those cruches though...if you need someone to carry your books or open doors for you, I'm your guy.
Thursday, 17 April 2014 09:17 AM
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Tried to type "D2L" into my browser to get started on some homework. It redirected me to dooley's pub instead.
#iaintevenmad
Thursday, 17 April 2014 08:55 AM
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I found out that Dan in my Econ class is gay, and now I'm trying to find a way to hit on him without bringing up how us doing it would be a max profit for both of us.
Thursday, 17 April 2014 08:46 AM
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Cheese is the ultimate food enhancer. If you're from Wisconsin and you don't put cheese on everything then you should step back and reevaluate your life choices, beginning with your choice to omit all the cheese from your diet.
Thursday, 17 April 2014 08:11 AM
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Ladies, if you are talking noise after a guy breaks up with you, just remember one thing: they still fucked.;)