To the creepy couple at vball role-playing in the lift all night, your "english" accent was dreadful. 1/10, would not share lift with again

I need advice. I'm an 18 year old girl who is attending UWEC in the fall. I have been with the same guy since we were 14. Part of me wants to stay with him when I go to college and he stays in our hometown (also in Wisconsin) but I also want that "wild party hook up" phase. He's been my first and only for everything. I love him but a part of me wants to experiment. Advice from current UWEC students?!?

How can it be that I cannot seem to find any blond girls who wear Ugg boots, Northface jackets, and leggings, like to cuddle, watch netflix, drink (but only the perfect amount) and do that other shit that everybody loves to do around here? It shouldn't be that hard seeing as I am a gorgeous specimen of single man. I have been called a "handsome young gentleman" by countless ladies at my family reunions, I have muscles that make me slightly stronger than almost every girl I know, and I am, generally speaking, exactly what every person reading this is looking for.

A good fart or poop is like a fine wine. It should be enjoyed and it's aroma fully appreciated

So I was knuckle deep in myself and I farted when I orgasmed. killed two birds with one masturbating session :)

Why is sped 210 only one section and only 25 seats.i can get into all my 300 and 400 level classes but not a freaking 200?This blows! FUCK THOSE BLUE SQUARES

I prefer to read every single textbook in detail.

I can go several days without washing my jeans.