I'm starting to hate my only friends here... they're lazy, mean, and boring.. I seriously need to find new people

I confess that I think I'm going to be single forever. Every guy that I start to have a "thing" with leaves after a couple weeks and moves on to the next female. Why? Because I want more than just a hook up? Because I want a relationship? It's irritating, it's killing my self-esteem, and it's exhausting.... where are the fellas who want a relationship...

I was studying in the library when someone started playing "Game of Thrones" theme music. I really like to have sex with my boyfriend whenever we watch the show. #AwkwardTurnOnsInMcIntyre

Ive celebrated easter. Now id celebrate the other part of the 4/20 crap, just cause i never have and im in college. Thing is, idk anyone to get that from, nor do I know if I could trust asking people. Ohwell, event forever unexplored i guess.

To the DJ at Shenans, my friends said I was annoying you all night on Friday... My bad

I have to confess that whenever I see a person with their pants down past their ass in public I have to wonder how they keep their pants from falling down all the way while walking. Like how does physics allow them to walk and keep their pants halfway up the same time? I'm just waiting for one of these days where somebody doing that is walking up a flight of stairs and just completely wrecks their shit from tripping.

The whole big is beautiful thing is just an excuse for fat people to try and feel good about themselves. You know what really feels good? Being in shape.

The people that constantly comment on this page and use big words to try to make themselves feel better have honestly ruined this page. Never have I seen a group of people so judge mental, while thinking they are "helping" people. They assume so much about every post, and it has sucked the fun and life out of what used to be an entertaining page.