Just tried to kill a spider on my dorm room wall but failed miserably. Now that son of a bitch is wandering around the very place I sleep, provoked and looking for revenge. Shit.

So what is with the Eau Claire stare? If I did that where I'm from I just might get shot. Is serious eye contact with strangers a normal thing here in Wisconsin? I just don't get what the appeal is, or just what the hell people. Stop trying to make weird eye contact with everyone! I don't know you! Also were did you people learn to check other out, it is unnecessary to move your entire head. All you need to move is your eyes. please someone explain....

I like the smell of dirt, hay, and freshly cut grass.

Lets play a game. We connected all night. I sleep over because my friends are wayyy toooo drunk. You invite me to sleep in your bed. We do things. The next morning we dont say one word. I sent a request to follow you on instagram. You didnt accept. You win. You got all you wanted out of me and made a girl think she was more than a one night stand. Congrats.

I love when couples who have been dating for such a short time try to give relationship advice. Hit a year, then let me know how in love you are with each other.

Maybe if she hadn't slept with your best friend and you hadn't slept with her best friend right before you dated, you wouldn't fight so much. Enjoy those insecurities.

Alright, WRIT 118, new goal: pass the class.

I got cheated on two years ago. It made my whole life change. Ever since then I havent been able to have sex. Ive tried many times but this mental block is there and it controls my body. Any advice??