To the four lovely ladies who were talking about their speech project in the entrance to hib around 3:20 this afternoon (especially the brunette with the perfect smile), you made my day. Come hang at el patio for a bit tonight around 10?

I think dat if u kurrekt ppl 4 maakn tipos DAT u r pertentchus muhfukkuh. Ain't no grammuh n spellin matta in did world. Muhfuckus callin me out fur mispellin n shyt. Ain nobuddy got time 4 spellin! Quit
Bein a h8er. Spellinz 4 foolz. I smart n I don make mistakes! Y'all full of it cocky no it all! Don b kurrektin my misteaks neither! Piece.

I just want to party hard this weekend and I will not regret anything that happens #whitegirlwasted

So none of my old friends from high school really drink that much. I live in a party house now and have had my fair share of nights I can't remember (not saying that's a good thing). So whenever I talk to them about drinking they'll say "I was at a party with like 20 people and I had four beers and got pretty drunk." And I just think to myself "You know nothing, Jon Snow."

I can't believe they spent 1.2 million dollars on this "Power of and" crap...

I want to feel the rain pelt my naked body while your heat expands over me and you pound away at my insides.

I want to date an Asian guy!

To the guy that destroyed the Brothers bathroom last night, happy 21st birthday.