Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:32 PM
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I have had many dreams where I epically battle people made out of paper and paper clips.
Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:31 PM
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In Psych class we keep mentioning that couples who live together before marriage have a higher chance of getting divorced. I'm moving in with my boyfriend soon, and we think it's the right decision, but that stupid statistic is in the back of my head :(
Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:31 PM
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I would rather shove carrots in my ears and eyes than to put up with my room mates and their significant other calling each other pet names constantly.
Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:21 PM
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I do not understand the major of psychology.
Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:20 PM
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I find it sad when people blame their parents for their unfortunate way of building relationships. I pray that they stay lonely forever and not reproduce equally insecure, untrusting children.
Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:16 PM
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Shit that bothers me: when people blame their sorry lives on everyone else. Shut your face. Just because you are single does not give you the right to bash people who ARE in relationships and vice versa.
Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:14 PM
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There is a girl in my political science class who is quite attractive and I would probably approach her… if she did not have a chronic scowl on her face.
Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:02 PM
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Props to the girl who smashed a corner of her umbrella into my eyeball on my way to class today and knocked my glasses off my face. Just what I always wanted.