I don't like to share my bed.

I have a legitimate fear of umbrellas. I used one today because of the rain but really they just freak me out. Is that weird? You know what actually don't answer that.

I wish that some girl would tongue-punch me in the fartbox, are there any girls up for this?

I wish I had a jetpack vacuum...

I was thinking today while sitting in class that life really is too short and I need to take more risks. So, I decided that after I get my degree I am going to move to New York for a while and try my luck on Broadway and attempting to get into film. It has always been a dream of mine and if I only have one life to live, what the hell is holding me back?

To the guys that are in the Horan Piano room 24/7... I have music to practice and I don't want your annoying ass listening to me the whole time. There is an entire basement you can study in. I'm not even exaggerating in the slightest, is that your assigned room or something?

To the person who cowardly left this note on the display case in Hibbard for Hmong Heritage Month,

Our display case hosted pictures of experiences by our students on this campus. Not "promoting assumptions" like stated in this note. Also, the point was to challenge the dominant narrative that we are judged on based off of what you see on the outside. In no way were we targeting any "race or ethnicity" so how you can call it racist is beyond me. Obviously you felt uncomfortable enough by the images that reflected truths in your heart and on this campus that you wrote a note powered by privilege. You're welcome to come discuss your thoughts with us any time in the Hmong Studies Center.

One thing I enjoy about the gloomy weather is seeing all the colorful and creative umbrellas around campus :)