Literally saw someone so involved with texting on their phone that they walked right into one of the doors at Centennial today. I tried so hard not to laugh but the second I rounded the corner I just lost my shit.

To the guy in Horan who is always playing the recorder, I want you to shove that recorder in me and play all night long

Fell in love with a girl te. Years ago, and dated her on and off for eight years. I thought u knew her pretty well, but I now only ask myself..."which one of my friends did you screw this week?" Sadly I'm still helpless when she looks at me with those amazing eyes. I think its time to drive this freight train right into the wall....going to ruin it beyond repair.

This weather makes me want a guy to cuddle with. hmph

I'm a guy, and I overheard some girls talking bad about some other girl, saying her outfits were "weird" and "obnoxious". Why are you criticizing individuality? First off, this isn't middle school. Second, I've seen the person they were talking about, and I give her props for not dressing in dress/sweatshirts and leggings like most of you. It's the initial look that catches our eye before personality! I love a girl who isn't afraid to make a statement!

I have sex with my girlfriend regularly, but I still like to watch porn.

Stop stealing all of my food and go on a diet.

I do not give a shit that it is your biggest pet peeve to see things misspelled or with wrong grammar. This is social media people, grammar is the last thing on my mind and I could care less if I use the wrong there/their. Ya I'm in college and could use correct grammar and proof read, but facebook is not college. I get enough of grammar corrections from my teachers. I'll put in an effort and proof read things that require it, like papers and assignments and what not. But when I'm not at school and not writing for school, I write for efficiency, not accuracy, I will write however I want and if you can't handle that, then stop reading these posts. It's not like people's grammar is so bad that you can't understand the message they are saying. FUCK YOUR PET PEEVE.