I was checking out my new boyfriend's ex on Facebook and accidentally liked one of her pictures. Nooooooooooo I hate touchscreens.

I need sex

I wish I could tell my friends. I wish I could tell anyone, but how do you look your friends in the eyes, and tell them that they have no idea how good they have it. Tell them that you go to bed hungry most nights. That you have to support your family on the little money you make because that was the life you were born into. I'm trying to make myself a better life, but it's not easy. So this is my message to everyone out there who ate a homecooked meal today, or whose parents give them money when you're hard on cash: Realize how fortunate you are, and remember that not everyone is as lucky.

I sucked [Redacted]'s dick the night before orientation

We should try to up the party scene this year. No more groups of people standing around. Lets turn up the music, get some people dancing, add a keg, and throw a proper house party! We could do it!

My ex-boyfriend cheated on me a week after taking my virginity.
Every guy I've been with since his cheatin' ass has been bigger AND better. ;)

My friends make fun of me for only having sex with one woman repeatedly while they are out there being with a different woman every weekend. I'm thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend to have what they are having.

I just want to be able to tell a girl: "hello, I could stick around and get along with you, but it doesn't really mean that I'm into you." Why do chicks have to be so clingy to me?