Sunday, 15 June 2014 01:22 PM
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I like to talk like the sons on Alaskan Bush People.
Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:14 AM
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My semen tastes fruity.
Sunday, 15 June 2014 05:55 AM
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With all my heart I wish I never would have met him!
Sunday, 15 June 2014 05:33 AM
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Crushed, unwanted and wasn't even given a chance.
Sunday, 15 June 2014 05:30 AM
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I don't give a frogs fat ass about the World Cup.
Sunday, 15 June 2014 12:21 AM
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To the brunette girl that my friend and I talked to at Taco Johns tonight (6/15). You said you went to uw-oshkosh and called yourself "paddles." You were beautiful and seemed to have an amazing sense of humor.
Saturday, 14 June 2014 09:04 PM
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So my boyfriend gave me a half-Nelson butt sex and it was fantastic! I love the man even more now!
Saturday, 14 June 2014 08:52 PM
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I'm pretty sure there are women out there who only go out on dates because they are hungry (for food). I don't like these women, I just don't.