I wanna get drunk dance and play strip beer pong. That is all. FYI I'm a girl

I need new fuck buddy. Candidates?

My vibrator doubles as a back massager. #winning

Ever since my now husband and I have been together, I feel like I am constantly competing for his parents love with my sister-in-law... She's prettier, has many more friends, and gets invited to things with them while I'm left behind.. I feel like I'm never going to be good enough in any of their eyes :(

I shit my pants during my Bio 101 final last semester

About a decade ago the Olson twins were supposedly going to be attending uwec for college. Local news stations interviewed students about it, so we had coeds that were literally loosing their shit about the thought of going to college with the Olsons only to find out a couple days later that it wasnt happening.

Today my post got censored by the admin of this page. Only certain things are okay to confess? That seems against the point...

[Admin]: Yep, sadly that's the way things have to be to prevent this page from going down like so many other confessions pages. I don't know what your post was, but for a refresher for anyone that might be new, here are the simple rules:
1. It has to actually be a confession and try to make it actually personal (*hint* use the word "I" somewhere in the confession).
2. Nothing that attacks a specific person. I will still "censor" full names regardless, even if it seems complimentary. (Exceptions only for celebrities' names.)

I'm really not looking forward to the school year starting when the buses get packed and people don't have enough courtesy to move their shit off the seat next to them