I'm the guy that liked the girl that wears Jordan's at the ridge well since I see that black kid with a lot of Mexican girls now does that mean y'all broke up if so when I make eye contact with you on the bus or when we are getting off the bus can you please acknowledge my presence?

Ok so I have a new boyfriend (yay!) and we have been seeing eachother for about a month now :P

The other night we had a twilight marathon (I LOVE Twilight) and a dream of mine is to have a vampire boyfriend!

I've been experimenting with eating my own blood ever since the twilight books first came out - i consider myself to be a vampire now - I usually just save the blood I lose naturally each month (by freezing used tampons in the freezer and suck on them or eat them later)

I decided that I would try and "turn" my boyfriend so I started cooking my blood into his food when he comes over, I have tried making blood pudding as well but that only works if I've had a heavy flow (you need a LOT of blood). So I usually just add a little bit of blood into the marinade or pasta sauce.

He has no idea, I've been doing this for 3-4 weeks do you think he may be a vampire now?

God is amazing

I'm a girl who loves to explore new things sexually , I've been thinking about having anal sex with my bf but I was wondering would I get any pleasure from it but I'm too embarrassed to ask any of my friends so doses it feel good?

I'm in love with my ex , who's a man whore. FML

I want a breast reduction

I like the smell of potato chips

Nobody is going to believe me, but demons roam this planet. I'm positive this retarded, repulsive, alcoholic bitch that I know is in fact from Hell. She makes demon and Hell references a lot, and when my friend was trippin on shrooms, he saw the demon within her. She also has Succubus abilities in which she'll fuck someone, and the soul of the person she fucks slowly withers away. Any fellow UNT'ers want to help me retrieve the Book of the Dead/Necronomicon in order for me to banish this vile cunt back to Hell? The Book of the Dead will weaken her and it'll be my chance to be able to suplex her back to the fiery depths of damnation where she belongs. She already has 2 souls consumed and has 1 more that is pussy-whipped over this wretched whore to do her bidding. That means all she needs is 2 more souls and she'll have the ability to rule Earth. Fellow UNT'ers, join me in this quest to stop the apocalypse!!!