The shitty comments people leave on this facebook page are more embarrassing than most of the anonymous confessions.

I am one of "The few. The Proud. The straight men of TWU" , so don't get the wrong Impression.. Oh and the only reason I haven't posted this on TWU confessions is because that page sucks lol. Anyways, Yesterday in the library bathroom I was going pee and look over towards the stall, and there in the space between the wall of the stall and door of it there appeared to be a guy jacking off. I had to do a double look, just to be sure. And HE WAS! Luckily, I had my beats on cuz I had No desire to hear his panting/fapping! I'm scarred for life. hahahahahaha

Every single girl at UNT looks like a dog

Sheeit UNT, its Tyrone again! Whats the best dorm for a nigga that wants to party and be doin' sexy shit with white bitches? My dad signed me up for Legends hall because imma be a legend @ unt myself ;) but they couldnt put me there and they put me in Traditions hall instead. That's a good place right? I hope my roommates are niggas that like to party and shit because if I get some pussy nerd that likes my pokemon or little pony or whatever they do nowadays he gonn' have a bad time!!!

I don't even go to UNT. I live in Denton but thankfully not for long. You people really are like a retarded wannabe Austin, but Austin has better drugs. Good luck drinking yourselves to death, idiots! I'm not going to get stuck here like most of you postgrads. I'm not in perpetual party mode. I have shit to do with my life, with people who know what fun can be, and they don't have to be drunk or high to have it.

Started a job. Met a new girl that got hired too. She's pretty cute. 8/10. We exchange a lot of glances.

Mfw she's 17 and in high school. -_-
I seriously need to stop crushing on the younger girls. Any single ladies that are 20? :P

I have a secret..... I watch dance moms

I love douche bag dudes