Why is everyone so hateful? If we took half the time to find the good in people rather than the bad this would be a much happier world...we need to stop looking at the bad in each other and celebrate the good. I promise, if you do, you will be a much happier person!

I wish I had a new texting buddy

So as many people may know May is National Masturbation Month and I was talking about this to my roommate because she tells me about her sex life with her boyfriend and I tell her about my ever growing collection of sex toys. Anyways she told me she finds the idea of masturbation weird; which is fine people can have their own opinions; but then goes into a long speil about how she never gets an orgasm with her boyfriend and they can't seem to figure out why. I explained to her that how on earth can she expect him to figure that out when she doesn't even know herself. Needless to say she got mad at me for saying such a thing. In which I replied how do expect someone else to love you when you don't love yourself. She didn't have anything to reply with after that. Anyways my point ladies and gentlemen is masturbation is good for you. The first step in finding love is to finding it in yourself. If you don't love yourself how the fuck can expect someone to pick up the slack and love you enough that you are satisfied with the way your life is turning out.

I've always had a rape fantasy but I don't want to go to jail!

Denton girls are thirsty guys. Getting gash in this town is so easy it's criminal!

Girl at the check out station of health and awareness center. You are beautiful. I didn't get enough courage to say it. If you know who you are, please leave a comment!

This goes out to everyone who is hurting themselves, depressed, sad, or whatever your problem may be....I have a perfect solution. Smoke a bowl. I'm not saying its a perfect solution but it does help you relax and allow you to make a responsible decision. Try it sometime, you will thank me later!

Toy Story 2 was ok!