Whoever wants to play in a Beer Pong Competition July 1-3 in Vegas like this ... you gotta be of age, Trying to break off from the normal posts this page consists of

First off, I would like to make it clear that I have no intentions of becoming a singer. I am not ashamed to admit that I do sing horribly. My dream has never been to become a singer. My dream has been to become a biologist. However, I feel really self conscious about how I look because everybody (even my parents who think "she's pretty!") tells me that I look like the singer Rebecca Black. I don't like her anymore than anybody else, so I really despise how I look now because of her! I have no intentions of becoming famous, but I do have intentions of getting married someday. Now I'm worried that I'll never find a husband because I look like Rebecca Black. I feel horrible, ugly, and extremely unattractive.

I love when some douche posts a status crying about how no matter how hard he tries to bullshit girls into fucking him by being a "nice guy" they aren't stupid enough to fall for his ruse. Dudes who think being nice makes them entitled to women's vaginas are trash and I like making note of all the guys who like these sort of confessions so my friends and I know exactly who not to date. Keep showing your true colors, scum bags.

I have to admit, even though their music is stupid, ICP are kind of hilarious. Look up their interviews with Howard Stern. Hearing one of the clowns nonchalantly describe his molestation by his step father as having his nuts juggled = laugh if the month

This page has become nothing but people looking for people or someone bitching about religion or race. Where the hell are the confessions? My confession; I'm an alumni with a boring job and this page used to help me pass the time.

There are two kinds of employees who work at Chipotle... Those who scoop big, and those who are dead to me.

I just really need someone to take over my & my roommates' lease by June 1st. 3 bedroom 3 bath town home walking distance to UNT! Comment and we'll message you back! C'mon, double rent sucks!

If I were an outside observer, who knew nothing about the University of North Texas and yet read this page regardless, I would assume that the only people who attend here are a bunch of immature, underachieving, sexually frustrated, emotionally depressed, militant atheist liberals who enjoy complaining about 'racism' and 'sexism' for lack of anything actually productive to do.

These assumptions are correct.