Being gay is extremely tough. It's been some time now since I've excepted the reality about who I and I would change that. With that said, I wouldn't wish such a complicated love life on anyone. To all my fellow gay bros out there, stay strong!

My parents are cutting me off because they think I'm lazy and unmotivated in school. They don't know that last year I got tested and found out that I'm dyslexic, I don't think they'd believe me even if I told them.

to the dude with the 5"x5.5" dick: you, by definition, have a chode. congrats. by the way, how do females react when you whip out a dick the size of a fucking campbell's soup can?

My roommate was a disgusting whore that did/sold drugs from our dorm and left used condoms all over the place. She treated me like shit and called me poor for not having money to go out and buy drugs. One weekend I came back from home and found blood stains on my bed! I got my revenge by fooling around with my boyfriend on her bed one weekend before I left ;) and he came all over her sheets. Hope the stains came out.

I plan on keying my exes car .

This semester, there was this 400 pound fatass neckbeard that annoyed the shit out of everyone in the class. He would always come in like 5-10 minutes late and instead of trying to sneak in quietly he would always barge in wheezing from the running he did to get to class holding a drink from McDonald's and make a huge scene, maybe if you'd come straight to class instead of detouring to McDonald's you'd get here on time! But that's not all, after he stops wheezing he takes his seat, but this is one of those shitty classrooms in the Life and Science A building where all the seats are squeezed together way too tightly so he squeezes his way to the very end of the damn row while rubbing his fat lard ass all over the faces of the people in the row he squeezes through. Then he somehow manages to fit in the seat better than he fits into his XXL gym shorts that are way too tight for him and ride up into his fatass. But the torture doesn't end there... all through the class he would always be breathing heavily, snorting, blowing his nose, coughing, and on not so rare occasions: FARTING loudly which irritated the entire class! So loudly in fact that the professor would actually briefly pause every time he blew one out and the smell LINGERS even when I moved to a seat away from him as if his body odor wasn't already unbearable enough. I've never been so glad to be done with a class! Lardo if you're reading this: Lay off the McDonalds, take a shower, buy shorts that are actually your size, and STOP FARTING!!!

it'LL gonna be like dorothy at the end of wizard of oz
but instead of clickin heels, WE'LL BE KNOCKIN' BOOTS! YEEEUH!

Pedro F. Why are you so damn attractive?