Okay the misuse of the word racist has got to stop. People throw that word out during any situation that has to do with race. There is a difference between being racist, being prejudice, and discrimination. Yes all of these things can go hand in hand but being racist means that you believe your race is superior to another. Saying all black people eat fried chicken isn't racist, it's prejudice, and saying all Muslims are terrorists isn't racist, it's prejudice. Just because someone says something that you don't like or agree with about a certain race it doesn't mean they're racist. Also, why does everyone go around saying everyone is a little bit racist? Do you honestly believe that? I think people are just trying to justify their prejudice and hate for other races by saying everyone is a little bit racist.

Also, I'm annoyed at how many times I said racist in this post.

I've always wondered this: Do people really enjoy the taste of Keystone? Or do they only buy it and drink it because it's cheap?

Let me explain something to you. There is no bisexual. You either suck dick, or you do not suck dick. I mean, what do these guys do, get up in the morning and flip a coin to decide? Heads I want hairpie, tails- balls across the nose! And they're too sensitive, they don't know if they wanna be called gays, fairies, homosexuals. I call them cocksuckers, I think that about spells it out. The gays want their rights, I'll give them their rights. 10% off of Vaseline now get the fuck back in the closet!

If you were a potato you'd be a sweet potato,
If i were a potato i'd be a baked potato.

When im really stoned, I like to cover myself in vaseline, lay naked in the kitchen, and pretend I'm a slug.

Which person in my family is worse: the molester who is a self-hating jerk and chose the life of celibacy, or the molester who is an arrogant, proud jerk that found jesus and lives his dream life with a wife and kids? Yes, I realize that both are bad.

I feel like not liking the new daft punk album provides enough evidence to prove that someone is a boring person with boring taste in music.

Saw this girl at Petsmart last Wednesday (5/22). She had tattoos and one of them was a leopard pattern on her right shoulder. I think she was the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. I just want to be with you.