When I was born my parents thought I was autistic because i never cried. They said I just sat in my crib and stared at them.

Don't let the haters stop you from doing your thang!

Don't trust anyone who has their own face as their cover photo.

So havent had sex in a month cause i really like this guy that ive been kinda just friends with.. and i really wanna be more than friends but not trying to be pushy... I don't know what to do.. but I really wanna be his girlfriend..

Wingardium leviosa

Trying to cut carbohydrates out of your diet feels like stabbing your favorite family member to death.

On the brightest day Tom looks like an average ordinary Joe. Basking in the light, none feel the wicked beast that thinks horrendous thoughts lying within Tom. It is now the darkest night and Tom retires to his whole. His fangs bare, his fur bristles with anticipation as he prepares the whole populace for damnation. There, at the dim light of a computer screen, Tom becomes a troll.

Me:...white people
White Person: don't you mean "some" white people
Me: no