As a kid I've never had a wonderball :(

Inhale cannabis each 24 hour period! Fornicate the authorities!

When I meet new people, I don't look at their skin tone or whether they believe in a sky daddy, I look at whether or not they're a socially retarded douchebag caught too far up their own arrogant anus or not. Almost every single person that regularly comments on this page is failing that prerequisite miserably. Thankfully I'll more than likely never meet any of you in person.

My sexual appetite hungers for both male and female at random times, making relationships almost impossible because I can't stick to one gender. I honestly think I might be happiest in a relationship with a male and female at the same time.

I was thinking of starting an lgbt Greek chapter on campus for people who want to experience the Greek like as well as be themselves, but I don't know if anybody would be interested in joining.

Are there any sororities on campus that are accepting of lesbians.

I used to laugh at this page a few months ago, but somewhere among all the Casey M. dickriders, the greek and hipster wars, the theist and atheist wars, the race wars, and all the angsty suicidals, all the funny stuff comes very rarely now, the last funny thing I can remember was a post about some farting neck beard. This page has become nothing but pure unadulterated cancer 4Chan wannabe. Thanks for ruining this page you butthurt oversensitive autistic niggerfaggots. I just finished the transfer process into UT Austin because of this page. Unliked. Have fun fighting over primitive shit like melanin.

When women say they're thick, do they mean curvy thick (which is sexy) or fat? It's hard to tell. One is OK, one is not. Stop acting like everyone in the past was fat. Women were thick and curvy for fertility, not FAT. That's a modern day invention, because of nasty slobs.