I just turned 20 and I'm starting to breakout. I've had porcelain skin even during puberty so I don't know what's up. Nothing much has changed life/diet wise, help?

I'm a 38DD/40D and she is a 48C/50B. Despite these facts she still believes I'm flat chested compared to her.

Because women today are so damn picky, I have a feeling that a lot of you are going to be single for a very, very long time.

Fucked a garden hose! Yeah, What now?

WHAT IS LOVE (love)
BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE

I was at Subway the other day and an old Asian man walked in behind me. Based on past experiences (and stereotypes), I was expecting him to have trouble with the english language. When it came his time to order, in a perfect Morgan Freeman voice, said man orders "a footlong on honey oat.." I wish I could've seen my mind blown face! Coolest old man ever!

Walk softly and carry a big dick.

Since most of you are going to procreate at some point, I must confess that I am saddened by the great number of you who will not teach your children the value of education. If they cannot read or write, do not hand them a cell phone. All these kids do nowadays is Instagram their individualistic lifestyle, and their best attempt at writing consists of hash tags.