#0 Back when I was in the closet, I made out with my roommate while he was asleep. Sorry Daniel ;)

When people say all their high school friends are getting pregnant im sitting here thinking... shit at least two of these have to be mine.

you want a confession? heres an honest to god confession.
jesus christ, can we not just listen to all kinds of metal and be fucking happy? Who cares if its progressive, pretentious, thrash, death, black, power, underground, garage, hair, 'emo', 'screamo' hardcore, 'core', avant, doom, symphonic, goth, folk, industrial, glam, metalcore, Nu metal, sludge metal, speed metal, or even that crazy wailing shit, etc. WHO FUCKING CARES.
UNT MetalHeads group needs to get the fuck over who is the hardest or who has the biggest dick. We all like metal, how about we stop arguing over which is the best. you're all going to have different tastes.

How many men do you have to sleep with to officially be a slut? I've always wondered this(I'm still under ten, myself so I think I'm good)

I was mastubating while watching my favorite musical and just climaxed to the climax of my favorite song in that musical. Best. orgasm. ever.

some girl told me she got raped by a ghost lol wut

I was...am still completely in love with a woman that ripped my heart out nearly a year ago. Since I've hardly tried dating because I still think about her. I haven't tried to get back with her, nor do I want the cheating bitch back, but oh my god does it hurt. I can't move on, but I can't go back. I'm stuck in this awkward limbo and all I want is for it to stop. I've been trying the last few months to see other people, but those attempts don't end well. By that I mean I see them, they don't see me. I haven't had a night where I really pined for her in six months or so, but I got home tonight and all I could think about was her. How do you stop loving someone? UNT confessions is littered with whiny assholes, I guess I'm one of them tonight. Here's to everyone who wants to unfeel a feel.

I don't step on the scale. Because the scale doesn't measure sexy.