#21 To the guy that works at Kush. The one that brings out the hookah. You're hot, I would have sex with you. (I'm a dude).

#20 I graduated from UNT this May. After 4 years here, I never once made a single friend, dated, had sex, went out to Fry street, joined a club, or had any bit of fun all due to living in a shitty economy apartment the whole time with no roommates. Now, I've graduated with my 2.0 GPA Bachelor of General Studies, and in June I got a 9-5 cubicle job that pays me $22000/yr located 850 miles away from Denton, on top of a $50000 student loan debt. I realized I wasted what could have been the best 4 years of my life only to become the most average joe you'll ever see and ironically my name is actually Joe... As a friendless 25 year old virgin, everyday since then has been a struggle to not hang myself for being a complete idiot.

#19 it's not my fault i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina

#18 I hate how this frat-daddy made me feel like I was the only girl he saw, and come to find out, his entire body is made out of his eyes and he definitely fucks anything that can look decent in a skirt

#17 I had sex with my girlfriend while our drunk roommate was passed out next to us in the bed.

#16 Alright, so during orientation 5, I started flirting with one of the orientation leaders. I noticed she was using snapchat, so I jokingly asked her to snapchat me and we ended up snap chatting all night. Eventually I cautiously got her number and after the last day of orientation, she invited me over to her apartment to spend the night and we had great sex. Even though she was only a year older than me it felt amazing for some reason and I felt so powerful. Not quite like fucking a teacher or anything, but it was pretty awesome. I kept it on the DL because they can get in pretty big trouble for even adding you on Facebook before the orientation session is over. (For these reasons I guess)

#23 To all the new freshmen living in dorms, no tolerance means no tolerance. In other words, do not leave your weed in your car parked in the parking lot. I speak from experience, drug dogs roam the lots day and night.

#48 My advice to all incoming UNT freshmen: Keep looking up, cause that's where it all is!