#30 I secretly think Ben Affleck will make a better batman than Bale.

#29 I am almost thirty and I'm still obsessed with dinosaurs. I watch dinosaur documentaries, collect dinosaur figurines, and sometimes bring myself to walk into dinosaur exhibits for kids at zoos by myself. I probably look like a friggin pedophile.

#28 I will NOT sleep with a guy unless he has a big penis (at least 8"). There is something about seeing a huge, erect wiener that makes me vibrate all over. I wish I was not such a size queen, but smaller penises are just a waste of time. My vagina is normal size. My therapist says it's a power thing. That a penis that big represents power and fertility. Hopefully I grow out of this because its so shallow to be this way.

#27 My supposed best friend, who I'll call A, followed me from high school to college.Our entire first year here A made sure that I never had any other friends because she would get insanely jealous and talk shit about them. But It was always ok for A to have friends besides me and ignore me for days at a time for the new friends she made. I got tired of it and ended the friendship when A stood me up at a major event to go with someone else the day of and didn't include me. Now that I'm starting school again I have no idea how to make new friends anymore and its been pretty lonely. If anyone happens to see someone sitting alone in a class and not talking to anyone please try to talk to me. I'm not stuck up like everyone thinks, I'm just now awkwardly shy.

#49 I've been in therapy now for several years (several therapists). I can never get the therapists to answer this question to my satisfaction, so I will leave it to the gang at UNT Confessions.
Therapy tells me to live in a manner that is somewhat selfish; Not to burden myself with other peoples issues and deal with my own. It tells me that they only true happiness is within myself and that another person will not bring me try happiness unless I am at peace with myself. It tells me that I need to focus on my needs. So my question is that what it I can't achieve my "inner peace"? What if I am too disabled mentally and physically to be happy? What if I tried and it's just not happening? They say that the definition of insanity is to so do the same thing over and over again and expect a different result. If being selfish is the way to achieve the "happiness" that eludes me, then why is suicide a bad thing? It is often called the most selfish thing a person can do.

#26 I've been talking to and sexting this guy all summer but now that he's here I realized that he's been an unintended and unintentional rebound. I feel like the worst person cause I kind of like someone else now.

#25 Someone will have remind me I'm at school the first day, because ill be too stoned to realize it.

#24 I had a one night stand with a girl at fry last fall... I'm now a loving father but I hate who I'm with, work 60 hours a week and going to night classes after work. I'm up from 5am till 12am and wake up with the baby cuz she's had a "long day" I hate my life right now. It's cheaper to keep her though and it sucks