#50 In the past 2 months, I've met 5 different guys over an app on my phone. I met all 5in person within 2 weeks of talking. I had sex with 3 of them, on the first night we met. And 2 of those 3 have come back to hangout for a second time. But I only seriously like 1 of them, (more than I probably should of course) and I wish I knew how he really felt about me, but I'm afraid to ask him.

#36 Don't get me wrong, I love giving people rides to parties as long as they tell me about them, however the fact that I'm spending my own gas to get there (especially when it's far away) combined with the fact that I'll have to stay sober enough to drive home really kills the mood for me.

#46 I am 23 and still love Dragon Ball Z

#35 My dad died earlier this year and I still have barely cried. I feel horrible.

#34 When I got a B on my final in the spring I secretly had thoughts of suicide.

#33 I still have a giantess hang up. I wish I could interact with 20 ft. tall Amazonian women.

#32 I hate getting friend requests from random girls who just want to add me so that they think I'll like every picture and status they post and shower them with compliments like every other horny bastard online.

No bitch. How about you get to know me first, suck my dick, then MAYBE I'll kiss your ass online every now and then. Know what I mean?

#31 The new Kanye West album kind of sucks and I'd rather listen to Childish Gambino instead.