#142 You know what grinds my gears? Guys who grab up on women who are trying to walk away. After a night on Fry I almost got into a fight when I saw this guy grabbing at a womans arms while she was pushing him away (I'm not a big guy, only 6'2" 170, if it helps the story). I was eating at Crooked Crust with a friend and I saw it outside. Without hesitation, I tell my friend I'll be right back and ran over to them. Once I get there I ask if everything's alright what's the problem. I created space between them and got his attention on me while she went into the gate at Sterling and which point I felt like everything was good and tried to calm him down. Not every night is a winner, don't be an asshole to the ladies. Just ask to see her again and even though she won't respond to your text lol you won't be the guy who acted like a rapist.

#141 okay, bitches and assholes, when you are leaving for the day, or just leaving for however long, if people are waiting to take your parking spot, don't be a complete ass by sitting in your car for 10 minutes. this dumb cow gets in her car, took 3 minutes to fold that stupid sun shade, spent another 5 minutes putting on makeup, puts her car in reverse, then spent the next 2 minutes just sitting there.... probably scratching her ass, while some poor guy was waiting to take the spot.
it's only the first day of classes, bitch!!

#151 I'm afraid to see my ex from last year because I know we'll end up having sex.

#150 Okay so to clarify, im a guy and im bi. So last night I was hanging out with my good friend and I saw a guy and I told her I thought he was incredibly cute. She turned back to me, knowing the guy, and told me a brief story of how his boyfriend died this summer. I don't even know this guy but just hearing this really broke my heart. If you read this, who ever you are, I am sincerely sorry. You'll be in my prayers.

#149 I have a tremendous obsession with eating girls out.

#144 I was late to my first college class ever because I was having sex with my RA.

P.S. you are a terrible kisser.

#148 I want to break up with my boyfriend because I really don't like his personality and I'm just not attracted to him physically. However, I would really miss cuddling all night and having someone to sleep next to.

#146 You know what grinds my gears. How slow the NFL football season comes and how fast it goes by. We have 5 good months of football (unless you're a Cowboys fan in which case you have 3-4) and then 7 months of waiting for opening day. The fall semester always goes by the fastest because of it. It's finally almost here, 8 more days and the Broncos will be bringing that noise against the Ravens!