#193 I made a fake Okcupid profile of a pornstar and sold thirsty ass guys nudes.

#191 I got mad at my little brother one day and I yelled, "...you're adopted!" Turned out he was.

#190 I cut hair at a local salon and when moms bring in bratty kids, I leave the cape really loose around their neck so that hair falls down their back and they get all itchy.

#192 I shave my pubes and face with the same razor.

#189 My friend (Male), a girl, and I (Male) had a threesome. She gave me head while he fucked her doggie style. We high-fived.

#181 I always check the tissue after I blow my nose.

#185 My new roommate is a weird socially awkward person. One of those antisocial really small skinny people that you most likely won't ever talk to but at least they won't give trouble either. That night, I find out he's a furry. How? I woke up at like 3am and caught him jacking to furry porn (he has like a really tiny dick btw probly 4in.). I go WTF? He says 'I don't judge you for jerking to humans with there disgusting STIs and betrayals' So I'm at Kerr, anyone wanna switch roommates? I do not wanna room with this freak.

#184 I want to sleep with half of the guys here. Cheers to having the most attractive people this semester!