#201 When I (M) was 13 I was IMing this 14 year old girl who was in the same school as me. Somehow we ended up talking about swallowing cum, and how she would like to know what it tastes like. I had a major crush on her and I was always trying to impress this girl. So, being the gentleman that I am, I offered to eat my own cum. Did it. She had a giggle. She still gives me a strange smile when I see her nowadays, but she still is the kinda girl you would eat you own cum for.

#200 I took a shit in the fountain

#199 I want to cry myself to sleep after paying for all my textbooks.

#198 The other night at the target event for students I came across a freshman who is blonde named bailey who I believe is a engineer major. Anyone know her? I didn't get her number.

#197 So there is this guy, his name is Tanner. He works at Voertman's College Store. He is extremely gorgeous and completely just made my night. I'm just saying I'm going through a bad break up and he kind of made me forget all about it. No kidding, I'd probably have his babies.

#196 I'm a gay man who does not believe gay people have any right to be married. Gay relationships are not at all fitting of the bonds of marriage and hinder gay sexual freedoms. Being married makes absolutely no difference in a relationship other than tax breaks which should be received regardless of marital status. Gays wanting to get married is just them thinking they should have whatever they want. Life doesn't work that way,

#195 Last semester I came back to the dorm from a party drunk and accidently pee'd all over my desk chair. I swapped it with my roommate's and he never knew..

#194 I let my best friends sister give me a blowjob