#209 I hate having a crush on someone as a guy. Not only is it automatic, but I become more likely to have a panic attack every few hours even if I'm not around that person. I never get used to this kind of shit.

#207 Dear freshman who continue to stare at Bruce's cafeteria door and the groups of people who play Yugioh and Magic the Gathering. Stop it. They've been around longer than you have and mind their own business, something apparently after a week being here some of you won't learn.

#208 After giving it some thought, I've come to the conclusion that the stereotypical hipster is in fact just like an elf. Think about it, hipsters like nature and eating organic right? So do elves. Do stereotypical hipsters wear tight clothing and try to think they are better thank everyone else? So do elves. Don't hipsters take pride in knowing about things the day before they become popular? Well guess what, elves have done the same damn thing.

In conclusion: Hipsters are tiny whiny elves.

#206 You know what grinds my gears? Guys on dating websites. Not because of my interaction with them but because of how they bombard women with "are you dtf?", or "wanna smoke and fuck?"; no jackass chances are she doesn't. Do you guys not realize that a woman can get laid whenever she wants without the internet? A woman can pretty much walk up to any guy and ask for sex and he'll say yes. Thus, your 100 pointless msgs a day makes it impossible or make the site pointless for the women looking for an actual relationship. Stop sending the dumbass messages, please. You're ruining their experience and taking away dates for people actually looking for a relationship. Oh and if she doesn't respond the first time, she's probably not interested, move on! No need to get angry about it.

#205 The pet policy for residence halls is "anything that can survive 24 hours underwater." I'm gonna get a shark.

#204 I have a girlfriend but I am starting to like guys. While I walk to class I check out the guys walking in front of me. I want to fuck as many as possible. P.S. I live in the Sterling Apartments =]

#203 So am I the only one who had a crush on their OL?

#202 When I was 15 years old (22 now) I spent the night at my best friend's house. We'd usually just stay up late playing videogames, watching movies, and eating junk food. He was a wimp back then, always the first person to fall asleep. When it was just me and him, he would fall asleep and I would always just be alone at his house late at night. This one particular evening my friend's dad was out of town for some business thing and was going to be gone for days. He was an only child so it was just his mom there. So it's kinda late and I'm just watching a movie while he slept. I went into his kitchen to grab some food and a drink. When I turned around and closed his fridge his mom was sitting on the island wearing a bath robe. My only thought was just HOLY SHIT. She opened her legs and I saw everything. At this this point in my life I was a virgin, never had even kissed a girl. This was huge to me. I've always had a thing for his mom. Hell, that's one of the reasons I even hungout with him. His mom. She's a total milf. Anyways, seeing all that I just couldn't help myself. I got hard, put it in her, took off her robe, banged her there on the island. Being 15 and my first time, I couldn't help but to cum all inside her. I came in her twice that night because after we had sex on the island we went to her bedroom and then she rode me for a while until my dick went soft. Then I took a shower and went back to my friends room and fell asleep. The crazy thing is though, I am positive that I am the father of his little (half) sister. She looks just like me. No one in his family has a clue. I text his mom often now and we've talked about it. She is pretty sure I am the dad too. His mom and I still occasionally have sex whenever his dad is out of town.