#322 I had sex with this guy who i thought would make me not miss sex with my ex. I don't know how to think be like wow my ex lost this hottie who can make a man finish in 4 minutes, or give up and don't have sex.

#321 Some of the marching band techs are serious assholes and don't deserve the position. A few of them have come in hungover and late, too. Screw those that have. For those upperclassmen that actually care (many of which are not even the techs or leaders): thank you. You are the heartbeat of the Green Brigade.

#320 Is it weird that I still play my SNES games? Earthbound, Super Metroid, Super Mario World, Final Fantasy 3/6, Out of This World, etc - I am almost 30 and I still play these.

#319 I am 28 and still have yet to have sex. I weigh 360 pounds so I'm not sure that I physically can at this point anymore.

#318 I am kind of sexually attracted to grandfather figures. Take, for instance, my current professor. He's not gay, but sometimes by body language tells stories without my permission.

#317 can't work up the nerve to talk to a girl because I suffer from legit micropenis.

#316 I am literally not attracted to anyone and I don't think I've ever felt the emotion called love. I expressed this concern to my mom when I was a young teen and her response was "You'll know when it happens." Two things: I have yet to know, and I realized only in retrospect that my mom seems to have only ever been in a relationship with drunken, abusive men, thus nullifying her advice. So, to get to the point, what DOES love feel like?

#315 Don't touch the freshmen. No matter if they're 17 or 27 DON'T TOUCH THEM... #youcaressthem #onlywithconsent!