#330 I have an odd obsession of putting people in uncomfortable situations. I do not know why I do this but I do. I currently did this to my new roommate and some random other person. I may have gone too far and I think she is upset with me now though. Oh well, she will have to learn sometimes I am overly blunt and throw people into awkward situations.

#329 This is gonna sound weird but I have an enourmous crush on a fictional character. Seriously, I'm like so deeply in love with her despite the fact that she is just a cartoon that I wish I could propose and have kids, but alas, she is but a cartoon girl. Her character is just like that of a perfect woman, this makes me unwilling to go out and look for a real girlfriend or even just a one night stand on Fry since I'm perfectly content in just pretending that my pillow is this beautiful technicolor girl and talking to it and making sweet love to her all night long. in fact, I've had incredible orgasms just from the fact that my mind sees her as really being the pillow. It's fine I guess, at least she won't betray me like my 5 exes did...

#328 Today I walked into the wrong philosophy class thinking it was Monday. #hungover

#327 So I just found out my high school nemesis transferred here this semester. It was one of those mean girl style stories where we were best friends then the bitch stabbed me in my back and it was just drama. Hoping she doesn't even realize I go here because I don't want her ruining the happiness I've made for myself here with my wonderful girlfriend and my amazing friends.
So: Advice on if I should even approach her and be nice and try and do the Christian thing? Or just hope she doesn't find me first?

PS: Admin When is the Masquerade going down!?

#326 Miley Cyrus is shit. Robin Thicke is shit. Almost all of present day music is SHIT. Fuck this culture.

#325 I've been leaving pennies head side up all around campus.

#324 I'm ready to meet a new guy and enjoy sex again. But I have no clue how to talk to people, guys or girls. Also, I'm sleeping with my ex, but I hate him and can't figure out why I'm still doing it.

#323 I work night shift on campus...and I've yet to see any of you having sex in the places you keep saying that you are. It's almost as if you're lying...