#355 Due to developing health problems, I've recently lost a lot of weight (80+ lbs). After lots of hard work at the Rec, I can now finally see muscle tone that was hidden under my old layers of fluff. I recently have finally started noticing cute girls looking my way. Due to being the shy fat kid for so many years with no confidence, I finally have "nutted up" and gained enough confidence to approach a girl. The only problem is the past 3 times I have gained the courage to talk to a cute girl looking my way, I've started to approach them until I get close enough to see them close up and notice their young faces (18-20 years old max) looking directly at me. Luckily even though girls "aren't made the same way as back in the day", their young faces can usually tell you if they wouldn't be able to legally accompany you into an actual bar. I'm 25 and would feel like a cradle robber if I dated a girl who didn't have to suffer through dial-up modems and cassette players (under 21 years old). Every time this happens to me the words of Sweet Brown immediately come to mind: "Ain't nobody got time for dat!!"

#354 The other day Ashley was giving me head and her roommate walked in as soon as I was cumming and she pulled out to turn around and looked at the door and I jizzed in her eye. Well she got pink eye not my fault she should have just kept it in her mouth and swallowed.

#353 To the guy i was undressing with my eyes in psychology class:. Come take me

#352 Last semester around March I took people's advice and asked out my friend who I had built a decent friendship with. I didn't get friendzoned. I got utterly rejected along the lines of "WTF are you crazy? Hell no! You can't just ask someone out are you stupid?!" She then proceeded to never talk to me again and delete me on Facebook and not answer calls, in fact I've not seen her since then. Seriously what the fuck? I just asked her very simply "do you wanna go out to dinner?" I didn't ask for a blowjob, I didn't threaten rape, so why the fuck did she just erase me altogether? What kind of person does this to a guy over a simple question? I would've just accepted being friendzoned and continued to chill with you...

#341 I'm entering the Talent Show and singing "Bye Bye Bye" by NSYNC... and i'm a guy

#340 To the alleged "tall guy with the hat" who goes to Kerr a lot. To give you a heads up, there is going to be a lot of girls trying to get your number... And other things.

#351 I am still waiting for that perfect guy to walk into my life. The problem is I don't know how I will explain to him about my extremely, high sexual drive. I like to ejaculate around 7 times in a day which makes me severely exhausted the following day. Another thing is that ever since I have been in college, I have messed around with so many guys that I have lost count. It's probably over 100 dudes.

Now you might think wait, I might be a whore or have some type of disease or something. No I am clean, I am adventurous and I can't shun my hormones away. We have our needs and ways to satisfy our desires. I can never get enough...I am waiting for that perfect guy to get hot me every time I am hard. The two most sexual dudes to exist on this planet!

#339 the number of 'boat shoes' at unt IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!!