#361 I shave my pubes with a Swiss Army knife. For some reason it works much better than my razor.

#360 I had my first random sexual experience, and I loved it.

#359 I love when a hot guy with a sexy ass has to stand on the bus right in front on my seat. Ohh-la-la;)

#358 Honestly I love my boyfriend so much but he can be pretty boring at times. He goes to UTA and left a week before me to move in. I told him I was with my best friend but really I was hooking up with my ex he hates :P sorry won't happen again babe.

#357 I don't fit in anywhere

#356 I almost got depressed when I realized kids born in 1997 are driving this year.

#343 I'm really thinking about sleeping with one of the security guards to avoid getting more parking tickets. I've had 3 in the past 10 days.

#342 Dear girlfriend of Lance, this is his best friend I don't know how to tell you this but when we're having "bro time" we're actually sucking each other off and having jack off sessions. Sorry that every time he goes back and fucks you, he's just thinking about me and the incredible head and sex we just gave each other.