#187 So I broke up with my girlfriend about 5 months ago. What do I miss the most? Having someone to smoke weed with and sit on my face on a daily basis. I havent touched a girl in like 4 months...I dont understand...Im a good looking guy, how is that so hard to find? You don't have to touch me, just sit on my face, tell me how you like it, and we'll smoke my weed afterwards. Im open to suggestions. And disappointingly enough, getting an OkCupid and Tinder didn't magically poof a cute stoner girl to straddle my face, so don't suggest that.

#367 when i know my stream is going to split off into a hundred different directions i just go ahead and sit down.

#366 Did anyone else see that one girl on Wednesday walking around with a box on her head? Weird, but it made my day for some reason just like the guy with the pot on his head.

#365 I'm so lonely and want a boyfriend so bad, I'm actually heavily considering signing up for Date My School. Is that really bad and embarrassing?

#364 It's been a week and I still have no friends. I'm horribly shy and awkward, so "being myself" or "coming out of my shell and become more outgoing" doesn't really work for me. What sucks the most is people in my class are already texting each other and hanging out. I still just stay in my dorm because I have nowhere to go and nothing to do. I hate being the weird girl.

#363 i really hope I don't run into L at any party or on campus just for the fact that I know old emotions will harbor to the surface and we would most likely hook up. A mix between emotion and the fact that I ate her out for an hour and had her sore for a few days. It's weird as shit that my closet still smells like her perfume and she hasn't been over in over 4 months. It sucks cause we used to be best friends and had so much in common, but now we don't acknowledge each others existence... oh well, that's college boys and girls.

#188 I thought about cheating on my pregnant girlfriend of 3 years a few weeks ago...

Holy shit, I'm glad I didn't follow through with it. She's about to give birth and I don't think I could have lived with myself.

To those who don't know yet, temptation is a motherfucker and is easy to give in to, but having a guilty conscience will kill ya, even with your mouth shut.

#362 I was enjoying a sandwich today at a sanwich shop on fry street when I saw that this lady was having trouble getting her wheelchair into the trunk of her car because her leg was broken. I saw many people passing by her without giving a second look and as I was about to get up I saw a man run up to the car, drop everything, and help her.. He not only put the wheelchair in her trunk, but he carried her books, opened her door, and helped her into her car.

Wherever you are, thank you for your kind deed.